where are we

I don't know where we are
The GPS doesn't work
And I don't get cell phone reception here
And we're bears

Oh Henry!

Is not a good candy bar

Urrrgggghh

I can't unzip my head
There's a large metal rod caught in the zipper
The metal rod is made of Angels
Full of spite
How I hate the Protestants

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People above me make noise
Unpleasant noise
Like they are separating Nitrogen from Boron
The death comes quickly

Post Post Post

There was no post yesterday
It was not missed
Soon young Skywalker will be one of us
A Freemason

Scamps

Run little hobos
Eat the bread
Shove it in your mouths
Soon you will be dead

Frank

Frank frank frank
Sounds like a tuba
Frank Frank Frank
Looks like a scuba
Tank Tank Tank
Tank Tank Tank
Tank