Slow motion
Falling kittens
One of them pulls an extra electron off a helium atom
Makes a radioactive isotope
That causes a man in Vancouver
To crave a pie made out of clowns
And stabs a clown
Which makes the gravitational constant of the universe go up a whole decimal point
and everything is crushed into fine cumin powder
Which Space Jesus uses in his Space Tomato Soup
Quantum physics makes this possible
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